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Shall I have justice? what says Jupiter?

     CLOWN

Ho, the gibbet-maker? He says that he hath taken them down again, for
the man must not be [80] hanged till the next week.

     T IT US

But what says Jupiter, I ask thee?

     CLOWN

Alas, sir, I know not Jupiter; I never drank with him in all my life.

     T IT US

Why, villain, art not thou the carrier?

     CLOWN

Ay, of my pigeons, sir, nothing else.

     T IT US

Why, didst thou not come from heaven?

     CLOWN

From heaven? alas, sir, I never came there! God forbid I should be so bold
to press to heaven in my young days. Why, I am going with my pigeons to
the [90] tribunal plebs, to take up a matter of brawl betwixt my uncle and
one of the emperal’s men.

     MARCUS

Why, sir, that is as fit as can be to serve for your oration; and let him
deliver the pigeons to the emperor from you.

     T IT US

Tell me, can you deliver an oration to the emperor with a grace?

     CLOWN

Nay, truly, sir, I could never say grace in all my life.

     T IT US

     Sirrah, come hither; make no more ado, [100]
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