Page 1941 - Shakespeare - Vol. 1
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Ay, that she can.

     SPEED

Item: She brews good ale. [295]

     LAUNCE

And thereof comes the proverb: “Blessing of your heart, you brew good
ale”.

     SPEED

Item: She can sew.

     LAUNCE

That’s as much as to say, “Can she so?”.

     SPEED

Item: She can knit. [300]

     LAUNCE

What need a man care for a stock with a wench, when she can knit him a
stock?

     SPEED

Item: She can wash and scour.

     LAUNCE

A special virtue; for then she need not be washed and scoured. [305]

     SPEED

Item: She can spin.

     LAUNCE

Then may I set the world on wheels, when she can spin for her living.

     SPEED

Item: She hath many nameless virtues.

     LAUNCE

That’s as much as to say, bastard virtues; that [310] indeed know not their
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