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Go, hop me over every kennel home,
     For you shall hop without my custom, sir.
     I’ll none of it. Hence, make your best of it. [100]

     KAT HERINA

     I never saw a better-fashion’d gown,
     More quaint, more pleasing, nor more commendable.
     Belike you mean to make a puppet of me.

     PET RUCHIO

     Why, true, he means to make a puppet of thee.

     T AILOR

     She says your worship means to make a puppet of her. [105]

     PET RUCHIO

     O monstrous arrogance! Thou liest, thou thread, thou thimble,
     Thou yard, three-quarters, half-yard, quarter, nail,
     Thou flea, thou nit, thou winter-cricket thou!
     Brav’d in mine own house with a skein of thread?
     Away, thou rag, thou quantity, thou remnant, [110]
     Or I shall so bemete thee with thy yard
     As thou shalt think on prating whilst thou liv’st.
     I tell thee, I, that thou hast marr’d her gown.

     T AILOR

     Your worship is deceiv’d; the gown is made
     Just as my master had direction. [115]
     Grumio gave order how it should be done.

     GRUMIO

I gave him no order, I gave him the stuff.

     T AILOR

     But how did you desire it should be made?

     GRUMIO

Marry, sir, with needle and thread.

     T AILOR
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